Here I sit, in town I don't know, in a house I'm not familiar with, with remote controls I can't bloody operate.
Its a sodding miracle I managed to find my own blog on J's silly vista-using PC
I have found myself in this situation due to J being asleep, the urge to hit him with a large stuffed hedgehog subsided long enough for me to wander downstairs and twist my face into many a confused look trying to get the freaking mouse to turn on (wireless, with a sleep mode and 6 buttons it turns out)
Even the blasted dog, Snowy, has abandoned me, mainly because I have no biscuits, I don't like playing with her chew toy & I'm not very fond of being sat on (But hey, what can I say, I'm a Squirrel person, sod the Cat Vs Dog debate)
I'd go entertain myself with my new mastered skill of Guitar Hero on the Wii, but I have more chance of protecting a sandwich from my brother than finding out how to turn J's TV on
So I shall sit here, with cold feet, no rice milk for a cup of tea, and no clue what to do...
....On second thoughts, where did I put that large stuffed Hedgehog.....
